Dear Employer (though only for another two weeks!)

            I would like to announce my resignation. Two weeks from today.  We should get the whole team together; not partial;  and go out to lunch,  celebrate or something to that effect. Consider this to be an exit interview.

            During the past seven years I have learned a lot about the electrical control  field.   Fortunately, what I learned from you is how to treat clients, employees, and how to run a business. And also not to date couriers girls that deliver to us from other companies. Or your daughter which you were not aware of just like me. We were both fooled by her. Mind you I wasn't the only one to date her but the foolish one to get caught by you. It's a good thing you wife ;or almost to be my mother in-law ; loved me. There would have been a fast funeral for me.

    Working along everyone here was wonderful. To bad some of them may follow me to my new employment place. The reason may be more money;  lack of donuts ; or the attitude here is dropping like the hay ceiling you have over our heads. For those who can’t come with me I will miss them.

             I  will miss WEYCHO , and all of my other colleagues. Sure I have screwed up a few times but who doesn’t?. Don’t worry I remember my situations, especially the ones I have hid from you and everyone else. If I remember them all I would surprise myself. . You have made my time here pleasurable. 'Bye . . . with pleasure, Wow, I haven't typed this much since college. Thanks for the communications lesson.

Sincerely

P.S . I opened a competing company just like yours.

11/25/2001